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The Great Shower Heist

Taylor
July 7, 2026
Patty, I used your expensive shampoo, and my hair currently smells like a tropical vacation and better life choices than I actually make. I’ve officially reached "annoying sibling" peak performance. I’ll replace the bottle today so you aren't forced to wash your hair with dish soap and resentment. Taylor
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