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Ermano
July 13, 2026
John Silva, thank you for keeping me alive despite my best efforts to be defeated by a surfboard. I’m currently 40% sand and 60% bad decisions, which is impressive for someone who usually finds a shallow puddle life-threatening. You are a legend for hosting me and playing lifeguard for a grown man. Ermano
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